I sold my boyfriend on Gumtree

So, this weekend, in between ripping out my old kitchen (a backbreaking task involving me eating those Tesco mini Scotch eggs that smell fucking terrible whilst supervising my boyfriend doing the hard manual labour) and getting ready for ADE, I

I sold my boyfriend on Gumtree

So, this weekend, in between ripping out my old kitchen (a backbreaking task involving me eating those Tesco mini Scotch eggs that smell fucking terrible whilst supervising my boyfriend doing the hard manual labour) and getting ready for ADE, I

Losing your cool

I’m on the Dalstonist this week! Come and say hi- and don’t forget to print up a print copy if you’re out and about east. http://dalstonist.co.uk/the-dalston-years-guide-to-losing-your-cool/

Losing your cool

I’m on the Dalstonist this week! Come and say hi- and don’t forget to print up a print copy if you’re out and about east. http://dalstonist.co.uk/the-dalston-years-guide-to-losing-your-cool/

Why coke is the ultimate pointless drug

So the Stephen Fry book is out, and he’s compiled a massive long list of all the places he’s ever done coke- Buckingham Palace, Fortnum & Mason, you get the idea. Not that I care – a friend of mine

Why coke is the ultimate pointless drug

So the Stephen Fry book is out, and he’s compiled a massive long list of all the places he’s ever done coke- Buckingham Palace, Fortnum & Mason, you get the idea. Not that I care – a friend of mine

Will all the hecklers please just fuck off

N.B. If you look closely you can see the guy with his head hanging out the window.  So, I was going to write a piece this week about all the wedding photos that have started criss-crossing my Facebook feed, spawning and

Will all the hecklers please just fuck off

N.B. If you look closely you can see the guy with his head hanging out the window.  So, I was going to write a piece this week about all the wedding photos that have started criss-crossing my Facebook feed, spawning and

Minimalist chic, or, how to eBay yourself to a whole new You

Squashed into the 19.00 to Hackney Downs yesterday evening I looked up at the woman opposite me and found myself utterly transfixed. Transfixed, in particular, by her little toe. Clad in a pair of battered silver pumps, the entire of

Minimalist chic, or, how to eBay yourself to a whole new You

Squashed into the 19.00 to Hackney Downs yesterday evening I looked up at the woman opposite me and found myself utterly transfixed. Transfixed, in particular, by her little toe. Clad in a pair of battered silver pumps, the entire of

How To Buy Drugs Abroad

  Good Wednesday to you all. I know it’s been a while since my last post, but I’m back now, so let’s get this show on the road.   Now, as I’m going to Dimensions imminently, the topic of festival drugs

How To Buy Drugs Abroad

  Good Wednesday to you all. I know it’s been a while since my last post, but I’m back now, so let’s get this show on the road.   Now, as I’m going to Dimensions imminently, the topic of festival drugs